I've got about 10 seconds to tell you about how you can get two for one tickets for Top Draw comedy night's new.

You thanks to our friends at the TV channel Dave at absoluteradio.co.uk.

Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win a five-night trip to the New York comedy festival while you're there, too.

Bird, I've run out of time.

Frank! Frank! Frank! Skimmer! Frank! Skimmer!

Absolute radio!

Oh, just imagine that you're in a little cosy log cabin or tokting or cosy in your bed and lovely and warm as a log fire in the hearth.

And outside you can hear the wind whistling and the trotching of strangers going through the cold cold night.

But we're all nice and lovely and toasty in here.

That's how it is in the absolute radio studios, as we see it, as the cold weather rages outside.

I'm Frank Skimmer, remember me?

And I'm with Emily Dean and Laura Soulon.

One boy, go Elvis.

Two little girls.

And he did go.

And this is...

I don't know, it was all I've heard.

Not little.

No.

No.

And not to the weekend podcast is what this is.

And it's lovely of you to download.

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