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Welcome to France, this is France Skinner, on absolute radio

Welcome to France, France Skinner, France Skinner

So look, I'm sorry, I know I'm supposed to be like, you know, the cynical comedian

type about the Royal Wedding

I was working when the Royal Wedding was on

I've got how my girlfriend had taped the ceremony

and then we had a row about the fact that she hadn't taped the balcony kiss

That's how I am about the Royal Wedding

That's the best bit

Yeah, I had to add a car waiting for me to wait till four o'clock

news on Sky and to the balcony kiss before I, uh, before I went

Oh, you've got to see the kiss

God, both, both kisses

The first one, I felt it was one of those slightly dry lip kisses

and they said, let's do that again, it's a bit dry-lipped

They did, well, Andrew Neil complained about it, he said exactly that

He said, that wasn't long enough, they'll have to do that again

How a blowdown, cool

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