Frank Skinner's Radio Days, it could go one of two ways.

Hello and welcome to Frank Skinner's Radio Days.

We're still in 2010 for our best bits.

And guess what? We've had a Sony nomination.

Yeah, things really have changed.

SRB, SRB,

A sausage in a roll in a box for me.

A bit toppy there.

Bats for me.

A bit toppy.

Box for me.

Me.

Box for me.

Welcome.

This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily and Gareth. Hello.

Well, the text of come flooding in. I haven't done the number yet. We're on 8, 12, 15. It's that kind of slick professionalism that got this show, a Sony nomination this very week.

Oh, I love that we got a nomination. Take that, haters. A nomination. I find to say it like that. Yeah, but it was, I think we were put in for about four categories.

I mean, we only got one nomination. So my first feeling was bleak defeat. But then people tell me that any nomination, what I believe is known as the Radio Oscars is...

We don't need three anyway. One's enough. Three's too much of a handful. I thought three... We could have one each. There wouldn't be any squabbling. So what were we nominated for? What did we... What category did we get nominated for? I think it was best used of adverts in the 15-minute section. It's best entertainment program. Oh. That's entertain. This is entertainment. What are you crazy? Apparently so. Well, that's like the best thing on radio, Shirley, because what else is it supposed to be, apart from entertaining? Education. All right. Best shirt. Some DJs might have. No, that's only, I think that's only more ones with the camcorder thing. Oh, okay. The webcam. I always call it the camcorder. Oh, the webcam's on today, so I've put a lot of makeup on. So, yeah, so I don't, I have a feeling now. We're not going to win the award. Why do you think that? I was bursting with confidence. I'm not a person who lies about these kind of things. No, you're not. I tell everyone I'm going to win, and then I lose.

I'm fine with confidence. I'm not a person who lies about these kind of things. No, you're not. I tell everyone I'm going to win and then I lose. I'm fine with it. I think you should wear your daydreams on your sleeve. But now, when I look at the competition. Dr. Fox, Simon Mayo. What are we going to do? They're not in it. Oh, who is in the competition then? Mark Commode's not in it. If I was Mark Commode, I'd have a small...

I'd cut my hair, I'd change my hair.

I'd keep my hair, but I'd have a hair clip made with a small surfer on it. And I'd wear it on just in the top of the quiff, just like it's riding that enormous wave on my head. I love Mark Commode. You two should stop being mean about him.

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