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Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio. Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio.

This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran.

Hi Frank.

Trying to give it a bit of extra energy.

Good morning.

What do you think?

Morning.

You know, it's a breakfast show.

It's what people want.

Yeah, absolutely. And if you want to text us You know, it's a breakfast show. It's what people want. Yeah, absolutely.

And if you want to text us, so why not try 812.15. That number again, 812.15. So people are home saying, this is more like it. This is more like it. Getting the breakfast rhythm. Yeah, he's full of pep and vigour this morning. So the Olympic Prime.

You're so excited about this, aren't you? Oh, well. It isn't the nation. No. No. Oh, really? I'm not, but we'll come to that. I watched it arrive on the one. I watched the one show. Did you darling? Yeah. I watched that last night.

With it brought, it was brought in by, I thought this was a bit,

protocol gone a bit askew.

Oh yeah.

Because it's arrived on the plane, the Olympic flame,

with Princess Anne and David Beckham.

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