Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio - Top Down

Frank Off The Radio: The Frank Skinner Podcast

Avalon

Comedy

4.6 • 4.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2012

⏱️ 70 minutes

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This week Frank is joined by Emily and Alun. They discuss topless Kate, Andy Murray, time wasting and the dangers of Jaffa Cakes.

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0:00.0	Frank. Frank Skinner. On Absolute Radio. Absolute Radio.
0:10.8	Good morning, this is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio. I hope Anton Ferdinand got that hand
0:15.4	buzzer I sent to. This is Frank Skinner. Absolute Radio. Good morning, this is Frank Skinner
0:26.0	on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and with Alan Cochran. It can text us on 8, 12, 15 or you can follow us on Twitter using app
0:36.4	Frank on Absolute. Now can I start before we go any further by saying I was shocked, horrified and upset by the
0:47.3	topless paper, the topless photographs. I think it's disgusting. I'm talking of course about the
0:53.2	Eucliferated calendar, which is previewed in the papers this morning. I'll tell you what he says I'm
1:04.6	making 70 the new 50. If I was 72 I think I'd be bringing my calendars out a month as a time.
1:12.4	Like the game by game contract that players prone to injury sometimes take off.
1:18.2	I think he looks smoke in hot. He's got good apps. He's got a much better body than I have. Let me make that
1:26.8	absolutely clear. The face. The face I could, you know, I don't know if I'd swap for the face, but the
1:32.0	you've got a better face. It seems with the same face on every picture. So I'm thinking he maybe had
1:39.3	one when he thinks he only looked about 70 on that. We'll use that and just move it over to me.
1:45.2	Or it's lots of like dishy younger men wearing those face masks that you see sometimes.
1:51.4	Oh yeah, what if it was that? I'm just looking for elastic.
1:57.2	Right. Can I just say I'm not sure about a gold trouser in a Caribbean location though.
2:02.4	Well, that's good. It's impressive. It reflects the sunlight and keeps everything cool downstairs.
2:08.4	I like the one where he's on the jet ski. It's got a touch of the Vladimir Putin about it.
2:13.6	You know when he catches fish or scooper diving or something. Yeah, Mussolini used to do that. Right.
2:19.1	Any photograph Mussolini of photo opportunity take a shirt off and Putin is taking things out
2:25.6	with the science. So it's Mussolini Putin and Cliff Richard. Yeah. The big three. Yeah, exactly.
2:30.7	That'd be a great pop quiz question. What are they going to come up with?
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