I've got about ten seconds to tell you about how you can get two for one tickets for Top Draw comedy nights near you

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Bird, I've run out of time

Absolute, absolute radio

Frank Skinner, on Absolute Radio

Morning, this is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio

How are things in Glockamora?

That wasn't a rhetorical question

If there's anyone listening in Glockamora, I genuinely want to know how things are today

Absolute, absolute radio

Frank Skinner, on Absolute Radio

That was O-Innocence, A-U-A-X, you know, that French word

Fancy dress? Orcs, like orcs

You've broken the golden rule of talking about the records

I can't believe it

You just said not to

I've just said before this, don't talk about that because we get repeated on the other channels

And it confuses people because we'll be following other songs

And Alan Cochran, who sits at my left hand, completely ignored that

That's a bad start, that's for sure

This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio, I'm with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran

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