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This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran.

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through the Absolute Radio website but do not text, do not text today.

Otherwise the studio explodes. That's what we've been told.

We can't leave.

What was it don't phone it's just for fun. That's what Chris Evans used to say.

Did he?

Yeah I think that was to ex-conquest them maybe.

Don't phone it's just.

But you're saying don't text.

I've got Jerry on the line again. I've told you. Tell her don't phone it's just for fun.

I'm gonna tell you that.

Look at that polka dot shirt out.

Well then Charlene, where were we?

Wow. So yes it's because we're not live.

So if you text you'll be throwing money down the drain.

And the studio will explode you said.

And the studio will explode.

But you know what I'm off.

I'm all worried about them losing money than not the generation.

That's the kind of a guy I am.

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