Absolute, Absolute Radio.

Frank Skinner, on Absolute Radio.

Good morning, you're listening to Emily Dean on the Frank Skinner show.

Frank's not OSHA sets Absolute Radio.

Just in case anyone thought it was Capital or one of those other ones.

I'm standing in for Frank Skinner this morning because he's not here.

There's no Frank Skinner. There's no Cockroly, there's no Alan Cockroon.

I'm not saying it's suspicious, but they both were wearing follow the bear jackets

and getting on a flight to Felleracchi.

That's all I'm saying.

But standing in for them this morning I have my two lovely assistants.

I have Steve Hall in the house.

Good morning.

Do we think that's catching on Hall in the house?

Hall in the house.

I quite like it.

And the dulls it tones you could hear there.

I don't like dulls it tones.

That's a bit man on Radio 2 with it.

The dulls it tones.

Sorry Frank, I've ruined your show.

Is Mr Andy Bush?

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