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Good morning. This is Frank Skinner and absolute radio. I'm with Alan Cochran and Emily Dean

Hi Frank. Hello. And if you want to get the text in early, shall I?

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Why don't you start for a change? Why is it always us that has to come up with someone to talk about?

Don't antagonise them this early on. He's speaking. I watched the hairy bikers the other night

I've never seen this. You like them. I've got a soft spot for them. My entire

Watching experience was spied up by the fact that I was thinking, shouldn't I have to have some sort of

Bonnett son

Are you allowed to be that hairy out of a food like a beard net? I had a real awareness of bits of horrible

Getting in. They were making like a bread thing. Yeah, but I was that what they do? They cook. I thought they just went around on by

I didn't know they had a job. Well, they shouldn't like them. They should not be allowed in any kind of catering establishment

But surely completely on climate. Even as customers. They were bonnets and like those beard masks

The look like politicians that have been forced to go to a factory, you know that word?

I don't want hairy bikers literally in my food. Hairy bike up high. You don't want that. I couldn't see it fall in

But I had a sense. I know what you mean. Yeah, they'll be collateral damage. I'm really amazed that that's allowed to happen

This television much much more risky things. Have you seen wipe out? That's really dangerous

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