I've got about 10 seconds to tell you how to get two-for-one tickets for top draw comedy nights near you thanks to our friends of the TV channel Dave

An absolute radio.co.uk

Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win prizes while you're there too

I've run out of time though

Frank, Frank, Frank, Schimmer, Frank Schimmer

Absolute radio

Love a bit of a ram shackle ending, that was the Atlas sound with lightworks

This is Frank Schimmer, an absolute radio with Alan Cochrane and Laura Sola

Yes, she's back

Last week she replaced the Cochrane

And this week, Dina, he's absent

Indeed

So you certainly are Laura, a bonafide

It was nice that that's played when somebody's actually here, isn't it?

Exactly, but if you didn't play that, you had something else

You'll be on, Frank, now I think you're a blood brother

Do people still do the old blood?

I remember doing that at school

Yeah, I didn't learn this health and safety rule

Yeah, there's a heart attack, so you can't play conkers

I don't imagine that I'd have to cut themselves and do

I can't slash their wrists and hold them together anymore

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