I've got about 10 seconds to tell you how to get two-for-one tickets for Top Draw comedy nights near you

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Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win prizes while you're there too

I ran out of time though

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Frank Skinner, an absolute radio

This is Frank Skinner on absolute radio. I'm with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran

My regular colleagues on this program

That's anyone has never heard it before just that now they feel like you know I've brought them in

See that titty shoes off

Obviously we've got a slight moment of paranoia of thinking

Colleagues, is that what we're going with Colleagues? I think Colleagues is all right

Colleagues are some DJ people would say my side kicks

Is that okay? Co-presenters

Take that word Colleague and cherish it. That's my advice

Thank you

Anyway, just before we go any further if you want to text us about anything at all

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Because that's our text number

And let's get it out the way I swam

I swam a length this week for the first time in my life

Of the swimming pool not to the outside that particularly impressive achievement

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