I've got about 10 seconds to tell you about how you can get two for one tickets for Top Draw comedy night's new.

You thanks to our friends at the TV channel Dave at absoluteradio.co.uk.

Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win a five-night trip to the New York comedy festival while you're there, too.

Third, I've run out of time.

Frank! Frank! Frank! Schimmer! Frank Schimmer!

Absolute radio!

This is Frank Schimmer on Absolute Radio.

I am with Emily Dean and Holly Walsh.

I love it!

I hate the fact that you ain't that song.

Why?

I don't know.

I own all the elfies songs.

I love the fact that I'm referred to as a little girl.

Doesn't happen often these days.

I think at core, we are still the children that we used to be.

Right at the very, very core of us.

Unless, of course, we'd join the Conservative Party.

And then that child has to be led away and shot in a sweating cave.

Another one?

Like a cave, sweat, like a...

I hate it.

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