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because we're not live, you see, you'll be wasting your time. When I say us, I don't mean

me in the royal sense, I mean that I'm with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran today. Morning

Peter, morning Richie. Oh, he missed those glorious days. So, where's it going?

Oh, strangers. This is me scratching. This is me scratching. I'm not sure how I feel about

how's it going. How's it going? It's a bit amazing, isn't it? How's it hanging

starts? I really hate when people say, oh, oh, you

want to do on radio, things. People phone in and say, all right, Peter, oh, yeah, I'm

very well, thanks, oh, yeah. Why, why is that? I hate it in life when people say that.

It's custom in this. It's touching out these gems, like we're doing. Yeah, we're always

looking to get more time, aren't we? Well, that's people are trying to waste more time.

Yeah, in on time. In on time. Okay. I'm still on two. I'm still on two at the moment.

Are you darling? How's your little talk going? It's not too bad. Why do you say not too bad?

What's happened? Talk it up. Well, you know, the show's the show's the go. The show's

are going, but I'm already in this position that I get into on two. When I'm in on two,

I always say, well, I'm in a lot of time. You know, I'll be in the backs of vans and hotels.

Think of what I can achieve during the period. Feed the machine. So, you can feed the machine,

like what you can fill up on. High coup, philosophy books. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so I took all my

running gear. Did you find it? And also, what about this? I've taken you in, trainers and shorts,

not running gear, like some kind of mechanical running gear. Isn't that what they say about?

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