You're listening to Frank Skinner's podcast from Absolute Radio.

Good morning. I'm Emily Dean and I'm standing in for Frank Skinner this morning on Absolute Radio.

Frank's not able to join us. I normally make some silly joke at this point

and some fantastical reference to what he's off doing. But I'm not going to do that this morning

because I'm going to complain. I don't know where the guy is. I have no idea.

Maybe he's having a lion. Maybe him and David Badeel are a daft punk.

Can you imagine if we found motorcycle helmets in their lobby?

I still think they lived together, very 90s. I should do my housekeeping and say

I'm joining this morning by the Cockroll. Morning. As ever. Morning.

He's got so showbiz. We'll get on to that later. He's got no time for us anymore

and Steve fall in the house. Good morning.

Looking very spelt in black, may I say. Yes, I'm quite noir today.

Oh, no. He's quite dark. He's going to start talking about films now.

I got tweeted last night. I heard that.

How dare you. No, I got a tweet and it was a guy saying

someone referred to you, Steve, is their favourite supply teacher.

How do you feel about that? I think that's an accurate summary.

If not just my role in this show, but the walk I take through life.

I think, had you been a supply teacher, I can imagine you

with a guy who would have said, hi, just call me Steve.

Yeah. Just call me Holly.

And you also would have said, which a religious study teacher once said to me,

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