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Frank Skinner, our absolute radio

Hello, this is Frank Skinner, our absolute radio. I'm with Emily Dean, an Alan Cochran

My regular cohorts of this show

And if you want to text us about anything at all, we're on 8, 12, 15

Yeah, not making it up

So, what might they want to text you about? I mean, I wonder

I don't know, but something happened to me

How's your weight being this way? Oh, I'll tell you what happened

Um, as you may know, I announced on the show a few weeks ago that my, uh, my beloved girlfriend,

Kat, was pregnant

Well, time rolls on, of course, in this way

As George Fombie said, uh, I had to get up quickly in the middle of the night

And, um, guess what?

Everybody

When a child is born

Yes, I am a father

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