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We've got a tweet already, Frank.

A tweet?

Yes, this is from Ricky Bussers.

He says, is it just me?

Thanks for the tweet, you know Ricky Bussers.

Or if all else fails, you could always fall back on a career as a James Woods look alike.

That was to you, I should say.

Yes, now James Woods, I don't know if please tell.

No, but thanks for the tweet.

Really?

Yes.

I went out with someone for a while back in Birmingham in the old time.

At the end of our relationship, we had an enormous row.

You know, the usual.

And she said, oh, I only ever went out with you because you look like James Woods.

Oh.

That was a parting shot.

Because I had no Google in those days.

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