This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio. I'm with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran.

Alan Cochran is giving me that look of a man who wants my chair.

No, no, I'm happy back here.

Yeah, yeah, you say that. You've got that look. I've done a few theatre things.

You get an understudy and when you walk in, they say,

Oh, are you all right?

But they don't mean it's not the normal. You're right. It's...

No, you're all right. Any chance I could get on tonight?

The meaner, you're not all right.

I'm not all right. I've got terrible to thank.

I think we just say we did miss you.

Thank you very much. Yeah.

But I listened to bits one other way.

Oh, more to the Carter. I know what you're listening is.

And a great, great.

But I didn't worry about Alan. He's sounding like he's loving it a bit too much.

I was reminded of that whole song.

On the actual action.

You know, the whole song, are you going to keep them down on the farm now that they've seen parry?

It's like, when a bit star is born.

Yeah, I think that whole song.

I think you've seen parry now, you know.

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