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Well, you know, with the ball-ring shopping centre, there's smile on every face and the

moment that you enter.

You find it to friendly place, there's a bit of a buzzer, no, no, no, no, no, no, famous

outdoor market, come by bus, I'll come by car, there's a place where you can park it.

If only Morton Harket had been in the news there, but this is before his time.

Yeah.

Oh, sorry.

There probably isn't a place where you can park the car now, it's probably overwell.

Well, someone will probably mind your car, but that's another story.

Yeah, you can park it, but it will be upside down and I'm filing you come out the market.

It costs you as well.

Do you remember people never paid for parking?

I always said the same thing to the last of the summer wine on my bank of dingles, but

I don't.

You could park anywhere, too.

You used to drive to King's Road, and leave your car there.

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