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So see what you think about this then, Al, because I

I was leaving a theatre in the West End. I was talking to Jason Manford

Well, I think you'll agree it's a very very nice blow. He um, so he says

We were talking he's gonna be in this musical and he was saying you know, obviously it's a big step

And he said oh well, I can always go back to tiling and apparently he used to be a I didn't know

He used to be a Tyler by train. Really? Yeah, and he said I was going back to tiling and I said oh

Is that your Vietnamese girlfriend?

And he said well, I'm having that for the tour. He said well, he's out there and I said he's out there now, isn't it?

And I thought

What does that mean? It's out there

And maybe he was joking when I didn't say anything about and I went away and I thought I'm just too many

Yeah, what do you think? I think you came up with a joke

Existed on the word tiling that he had said yeah, yeah, I don't know. I didn't know he'd been I thought he'd been a drama student

Well, that wouldn't have worked at all

Doesn't make sense doesn't it?

Oh, we were calling it this time

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