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Third, I've run out of time

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Hello, hello, this is not the weekend podcast with Frank Skinner on AbsoluteRadio

I don't know why I did that. It was a sort of a weird hybrid between Henry Kelly and Terry Woke

Yeah, Terry would have been up because he would have been ah here we are in the very bells

The AbsoluteRadio and I like the way you always tell you where he was Terry

Anyway, we are in the bells of the it certainly smells like

The AbsoluteDentures back everyone. Yeah, there's a problem with the pipes

Absolute, it was only some sort of an unsaturdays

But it's lingered into midweek

Maybe it's going to be in all that fruit all the way through the week

Oh come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, there's a huge problem

Of course

Fiber

So, ah

It's getting their fibre day aren't they?

So, I'm with you may have gathered that I am with Alan Cochran

And Emily Dean

Oh, I'm Frank Skinner

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