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I ran out of time, though

Frank, Frank, Frank, Skimmer, Frank, Skimmer

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You can pack up your washing on the Z-freed lights

Hello, this is Frank Skimmer, and this is not the weekend podcast

I'm sitting in a studio, it's a slightly different studio this week, I'll be straight with you

with Alan Cochrane

and...

Holly Walsh

So, we are gathered together, Oss three

I feel like I've gone back to school because just a moment before we began this

you said, right, I'm starting, and I said, you're starting, which was always the beginning of a fight at my school

You're starting, are you starting?

Who's starting?

Who's starting?

Me and Kat still have our fights beginning like...

Are you looking at me?

You knock over a pint and then it all kicks off

Yeah, you're looking at my bird

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