I've got about 10 seconds to tell you how to get two for one tickets for top draw comedy nights near you

Thanks to our friends at the TV channel Dave, at absoluteradio.co.uk

Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win prizes while you're there, too

I ran out of time, though

Frank, Frank, Frank, Skimmer, Frank, Skimmer

Absolute radio

Hey, it's, um, what's it called? Yeah, not the weekend podcast

And I'm Frank Skimmer here. I'm not on absolute radio. Obviously, I'm on the internet, but I'm on through the auspices

So you've so often said of absolute radio

I'm with Steve Williams and I'm with Laura Sola

Hello

Yes, there are three of us Steve didn't say hello

He started the show Horty

I said hello, how did you say it?

I said it gentle underneath, so we would sound

Oh, okay

Horting

I, I'm with you

So yes, so, uh, welcome

And, uh, I feel I want to press

I'm, I see what I'm going to press

Yes, and I, uh, let me begin by, um, telling you something that happened to me this week

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