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I ran out of time though

Frank, Frank, Frank, Schimmer, Frank Schimmer

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You still need the mic just a tiny bit closer to you, I'll end just a tiny bit closer to you

Do I? Yeah, that's good

Or I could just speak up, yeah

What about me? Don't forget the adrenaline will start coursing once the record button's been pressed

I always go up a few decibels with adrenaline

Yeah, I tend to go up a few gezebels

I thought we were still talking about holiday

Oh, hold on, we're on hit

Oh, no

This is um, this is Frank Schimmer and um, I'm with Alan Cochran

Oh, it's nice to be here

And Laura so long

It's not quite a really mind, I'll be straight

That's quite far from her stuff

How long? It'll also last about three and a half minutes

This is nothing, I think we'll probably better say this

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