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I've ran out of time though

Frank Skinner

The life of Ray from the Lightning Seeds, their excellent start to the show

The Frank Skinner show, now obviously I'm not Frank, I'm Steve Williams

Standing him for Frank, but we've got here as ever, we've got lovely Emily

Oh, I like being lovely, Frank never calls me lovely

Well, we'll put the stock to that then

And fantastic, Mr. Gareth as well as with us as well, Morning Gareth

I've certainly never been called fantastic

Oh dear, I've been called Mr. Gareth, but I quite enjoy it

I feel like I've gotten some mini-abuse shelter

With candy in my pocket or something

We can't have no compliments

So obviously I'm standing in for Frank today, who's on holiday

And unbelievably, it's very exciting for me obviously, because I'm here

The Frank Skinner show, which is brilliant

And I told my mum, I said, you know, I'm standing for Frank Skinner, you know, I'm a mum-reacted

She went, oh, when's Frank coming back?

How, yeah, I'm dying through my heart, right?

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