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Hello and welcome to Not the Weekend Podcast. Oh, I have lovely to say that and this is Frank

Skinner and I'm here with Emily and Gareth and it's all under the auspices of absolute radio

I think it's fair. Yeah, but did you say where we were? We were in Edinburgh. Oh, yeah, we were in Edinburgh. Yeah.

Yeah, sorry, I confused me and say where we were.

Yes, I've been all over. I was at the World Cup only if you know that, at the World Cup in South Africa

and then I was in Norway for two weeks and now I'm in Edinburgh. I mean, I haven't seen you since Norway,

how was Norway? Well, I, um, I do what I did. I'm not, I'm not a treatment person.

Right, you don't look like one. I'm not one of these people who walks around the

hotel in a white robe saying I can't be one to get dressed because I'm, I'm about to have

a seaweed wrap. Yeah. Do you know these kind of? Yeah. Hot pebbles, not dirty. Yes, no, not dirty.

Hot pebbles were a bit young, guys. So that was a, that was a flinch down dialogue.

There. On with your friend, a cook, a cook, a cook, a party robber, an ought to be played

surely by a diesel. Oh, yeah, that's good. Anyway, so, um, what was it? Yeah, so I went for a

treatment and I took my girlfriend, so I thought I'll pamper a bit on holiday. I've been a white

at the World Cup. We're in, we're in Scandinavia. Let's leave it up. So, um, they invented sex,

of course, Scandinavians, you may know. So, um, we, we got the robes on

and we went down to the spa and we walked through icy cold water. We had, uh, a shower called

Scottish Rain. Oh, how was that? Yeah, it was, it was in Edinburgh. Yeah, quite a few times since

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