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Oh, that was good shoes with City By The Sea

It's sort of a lilting gentle

kind of a start to the show

You can text us on 8-12-15 by the way

if there's anything you feel you want to say

because sometimes you know maybe you're on your own

or you're with children you don't feel you can have an adult conversation

but you want to go off your chest

Maybe my neighbours would like to apologise for the noise they made last night keeping me up

That's what I'm saying

Well, they'd be listening though, they'd be sleeping off a big one

Let's hope this weeks them up

Yeah, I always think if neighbours keep you up the next morning

I'm really, really loud as I possibly can be to get my own back

Do you think I was loud this morning?

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