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Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win prizes while you're there too

I've ran out of time though

Frank Skinner

Hey, welcome to not the Mid-Mate podcast

Frank Skinner in association with absolute radio

And at least, yeah, at least in association

If not actually entwined, I feel entwined

I feel an absolute tendril around my right ankle as we speak

So do they like, can't they bunch up those wires or something

Well, you know, Rome wasn't built in the day

Not according to the building schedule, I examined recently at the British Museum

Here we are anyway, chatting away

And, well, I was so chatting away, we've only just started

But let's hope it goes that direction

Can I just... Sande Mason's joined us again

Yeah, Sande Mason, who was on the show on Saturday, is still lingering

Like a beautiful smell of a summer rose

And I take her everywhere now, she's, she's a little bit like

Sam Derricka-Courer's familiar

And sometimes I speak to the spirit world

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