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Frank, Frank, Frank, Skimmer, Frank Skimmer

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This is Frank Skimmer, an absolute radio and I'm with Emily Dean, I'm with Alan Cochran

You can text us on 8-12-15 about anything

I mean anything, it could be the birth of the steam age

As far as I'm concerned

I just like to hear from people because otherwise it can be a desolate and lonely job

That's what I think

What do you think guys?

That's a lovely cherry beginning to the show

Yeah, but people they want light and dark

It's nice that you've got co-presenters and you still think it's a desolate and lonely job

You know a lot of people do this on their own

Yeah, they do, yeah

Yeah, but I always feel they don't do it that well

I like a bit of dialogue on it, you know what I mean?

Otherwise, I don't like this talk in direct, it seems wrong

I think I feel like I need to go through some sort of interpreter

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