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Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio.

Welcome to the podcast Midweek absolute Frank Skinner thing.

And this is Frank Skinner.

I'm here with Emily and Gareth.

Hello, we're just sitting around chewing the fat.

You know what it is?

Chewing the fat ass.

Where's my jingles?

During the cake. I can't believe it my jingles on here. I can't work without my jingles. A bit like Santa Claus in that respect. Is jingles your butler? Yeah, exactly. I like the idea about me. I can't work without my jingles. An extremely camp bottle called jingles. Uh, Jingles, can you warm my upper sheet?

Um... Jingles. An extremely camp bottle called Jingles. Jingles, can you warm my upper sheet?

Speaking of campness, did you see that Danny LaRue's, you know Danny LaRue, the

impressionist, I believe his full name is Danny LaRue de Chocolat.

His costumes were sold this week.

Loads of them.

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