I've got about 10 seconds to tell you how to get two-for-one tickets for top-draud comedy nights near you, thanks to our friends of the TV channel Dave at Absolute Radio.

Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win prices while you're there, too.

I've run out of time, though.

Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio.

Absolute Radio.

Well, hello. Here we are. It's the thing that we haven't got a name for yet. The Frank Skinner, at the moment, our working title, I think, is, what is it, Frank Skinner's of a little bit Moorish or something like that? Was it that bad, really? Surely we came up with something better. That was a viewer's suggestion. Oh, sorry, viewers. Oh, yeah. Listeners. Well, we do get people watching you on the webcam. Oh, yeah. And then we had Frank Skinner's middle bit or something like that. Yeah. But anyway, we haven't got a name. No. That's Faisy. We're here, though.

That's the important thing.

Yes, which is, you know, there's people worse off. Look at poor Kate Winslet and Sam Mendez. Oh, dear. Oh, I loved it, really, though. You saw them the rocks. Yeah, I love it when the famous people go on the rocks. Do you? Yeah, I quite enjoy reading about it. We all do, really.

Yeah.

You see, I'm actually feeling a bit sorry for Kate.

Because I do think Sam is one of those brilliantly clever men. And what he's done is, he's, did you read what he said? Or what he allegedly said. He said that he couldn't be with just one woman. Because what did he say, Gareth? He said he couldn't... He needs to be inspired by more than one woman. No, he said that life... He said life isn't one relationship. It's about a series of relationships. He can't imagine himself with just one person for the rest of his life. Yeah, someone says that to you. It means I can't imagine myself with you for the rest of my life.

Well, it means, yeah, for another 10 minutes is what it means.

I mean, poor Kate.

Why did he marry her then?

Also, I think that's a bit of a kind of cheap euphemism, inspiration, inspired.

I've just got to go off and get inspired, darling.

Sorry, I'm sorry.

Imagine him coming home and go you you've been

inspired by someone else who have you I can spell it on you remember when Boris

Becca got inspired in that broom cupboard yeah I mean I know that look on your face

my she I must admit I read the thing about her in in the in the mail at the weekend. And it was, it was a bit worrying because she said, she said, I started having these panic attacks. I woke up in the middle of night. It was as if I couldn't breathe. It was as if there was a brick on my chest. Oh. And I thought, you'd be able to breathe, wouldn't you? With a brick. How big is this brick? Maybe he's worried about a blown away. Exactly. Maybe it's a paperweight. Kate weights. Yeah, maybe she's been on some massive diet. I know, let me make it clear. I'm not suggesting she's been on a massive diet in regime because she sues if you say that. Oh, she doesn't. But let's, I mean, if it was Kate Moss, I imagine she has to be pegged down at night if it's gusting. But she woke up. And then she also, there's a bit where she talked about how she said, I very much run the house. She said, you know, I keep checklists and things like when library books have to go back and the days that the kids don't eat bread.

Oh, no carbs diet for the seven-year-old.

...