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Welcome to the Frank Skinner Absolute Radio midweek

podcast I say midweek so it's not

That's the morning!

No, it's whenever you're listening to it and this is a new experiment that we're trying

I wouldn't say it's radically different, it's just talking rubbish which is basically what the radio show is

I like an experiment though

I like an experiment. Yes, what do you like best?

I like the use of osmosis

You know a concentrate solution passing into a less concentrate solution through a semi-permeable membrane

That's one of my favourites

I like anything involving magnesium

Do you really?

Yeah, including milk of magnesium that's a stomach ailment

Do you see how we're often running on the midweek podcast already?

I went to the opera the other night

That's a Mark's brother's film isn't it?

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