Frank has sense
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 August 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
It might be the second weekend of the Premier League season, but already Marcus has a revolutionary idea that surely every single fan can get behind.
He's joined by Pete, Vish and Jim to reflect on some detailed artwork at Selhurst Park and why exactly Nuno Espírito Santo is fanning the flames of his own sacking.
Plus, Thomas the Frank Engine is already up to full speed with yet another Spurs victory over Pep Guardiola (when will the bloke learn) and West Ham manage to tick every single box for a terrible first home game of the season. Yikes.
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