Frank Caliendo, Jesse the Shrink, Citizen Dave, and the rest - #2883
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2025
⏱️ 125 minutes
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Summary
We like to get people of all walks of life on our show. A famous impressionist, a psychotherapist (not a psychologist), an ex-cop, a Hollywood reporter. Also two podcasters. Not quite as exciting, I know.
On the show:
- Tom
- Andy
- Kristyn Burtt
- Dave
- Jesse the Shrink
- Frank Caliendo
Topics covered:
- All this hatred of one another
- Police dash cams
- Podcasting killed the radio star
- Impressions vs. the legal system
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Tom Bernard show with Andy Bram Bernard and Kristen Bert. |
| 0:12.0 | Catherine's not here today. |
| 0:13.6 | I saw her leaving with a golf club, so apparently she's got a golf lesson. |
| 0:19.1 | I don't know, but Andy, I will tell you something. Well, first of all, Catherine is like 5, 10, and what does she weigh about 120, 125? I wouldn't even try to guess. I mean, she's long and lean. She's very tall and very thin. Well, not very thin, but thin. She can play golf. If she actually tried, she'd be a very good golfer. Without even trying, she can shoot in the 90s, by 80s. That's pretty damn good for somebody who doesn't play a lot of golf. Yeah, that's impressive. I am not a golfer. Ladies and gentlemen, Kristen Bird Entertainment News, brought to you by North American Banking Company. Go to NABanko.com to learn more. Member FDIC Equal Housing Lender. Kristen Burt, what are you doing? Top of the morning. Top of the morning to y'all. Yeah, no. I am joining you guys and then leaving you guys early because I have, it's Hallmark Christmas time. It's Countdown to Christmas. |
| 1:12.0 | And I spent all day yesterday watching a whole bunch of Christmas movies so that by the time |
| 1:17.4 | you all see them, I will be done with Christmas. |
| 1:21.2 | Do you have a favorite one? |
| 1:22.8 | I mean, there's got to be some serious ones and some comedy ones, obviously. |
| 1:26.4 | Well, I can't talk too much about them, |
| 1:28.2 | but one of the ones that I saw was actually a delight. |
| 1:34.0 | Well, I can at least talk about the storyline a little bit, |
| 1:36.0 | but it is a sweet life for Christmas. |
| 1:39.1 | And it kind of plays off of, you know, |
| 1:41.0 | Eloise at the plaza in Manhattan. |
| 1:45.0 | It kind of plays off of that. They've got a character like Cordelia, you know, Eloise at the plaza in Manhattan. It kind of plays off of that. |
| 1:46.0 | They've got a character like Cordelia at the Grand Fairbanks Hotel. |
| 1:50.9 | So they kind of play off of that type of storyline. |
| 1:53.8 | But it's a romance that does flashbacks back and forth to like an old wartime romance |
| 1:58.5 | into the present. |
| 1:59.7 | And it's actually very delightful i kind of like |
| 2:01.5 | the flashback aspect of it magna oh you know what i i'm glad we're on this kind of subject |
| 2:06.9 | because he did a couple of christmas movies what's the name of that little blonde kid that was so |
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