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Toucher & Hardy

Frank Caliendo Does Trump, Gruden, And Others

Toucher & Hardy

Beasley Media Group

Sports

4.3735 Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2017

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Frank Caliendo joined T&R live in the studio ahead of his appearances at Foxwoods and Boston's Wilbur Theater. He did his dead-on impressions of Donald Trump, Jon Gruden, Jerry Jones, Morgan Freeman, and other famous voices. He's fascinated by Bird, who plays a game to guess who he's impersonating.

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0:00.0

I apologize, Frank, the last time.

0:02.2

We were supposed to have you on a week or so ago, and we bumped you, which I apologize for.

0:08.2

You were all ready to go.

0:09.1

I was sitting there.

0:10.3

I had the ISDN line that plugs me in to make it sound like I'm here.

0:15.0

And I was sitting there.

0:16.1

I was laughing so hard, and the whole time I was good, because sitcom, Great Lewis, was brilliant.

0:20.7

And I was going I hope

0:22.1

they just they just kill me because there's nothing I can do that's going to fit in with this

0:28.4

or go yeah it was like watching a masterpiece being painted and go like I have some watercolors

0:33.7

I can add to this I was like there's nothing like it was so. And I was getting tweets or texts and stuff from people like, you got to do, I don't have a Ray Lewis. I was like, they're like, you got to add to it. I'm like, no, no, no, this is going great just how it is. I don't want to touch it. And it was just fantastic. And I kept laughing the whole time. And when they said, whoever came on the line with me and said, you know, it looks, oh, no, they're going to bump you. I'm like, good. I don't do anything good because there's nothing I can do. Have you not attempted a Ray Lewis, or is it just somebody that you haven't tried or you tried and just didn't come out right? There's just people that I don't know.

1:13.5

And I was at ESPN when he was there.

1:17.5

But I think I was scared of him.

1:20.6

It doesn't have the best history.

1:24.5

No, I don't know.

1:26.5

I never met him. I passed him in the hallway once. I was as scared of him as I am of John Gruden. I mean, Gruden scares the living daylights out of me. Whatever. Gruden, did I tell you this? He'll text me at like 5.30 in the morning sometimes. That doesn't surprise me. Yeah, that's lunch for him, right? So he'll text me. He's like, I got a text, I just did an impersonation of you in a commercial. What does that even mean? Do you have his text, right? Would you have it with him? Yeah, I'm sure. Oh, you got to read some of his texts. Oh, yeah. You have to do this. I think he just appeases me sometimes.

2:01.4

I think he's as scared of me as I am of him, of what I could do. To keep an eye on here. Keep your enemies closer. That's right. Let's see. Do you ever send you any pictures of his son, Deuce? Have you seen Deuce? Oh, yeah. He's a masterpiece, man. I'll tell you what.

2:16.9

Take a look at Deuce, man.

2:19.0

You ever see Ram Man and He, man? I'll tell you what, this guy, you could bounce him down. He would go through a wall for you, man. He was enormous. He was a bench press to Castle. He's like a monster. He's like, massive. He's a power lifter, right?

2:35.1

Yeah.

2:35.4

And Deuce Gruden is coaching, and he looks like his dad is on Gruden.

2:40.7

I have a feeling they had like a basement gym, and Gruden was down there and like, you're not getting dinner until you get this up.

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