The Hello and welcome the citation needed.

The podcast where we choose a subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia,

and pretend we're experts.

Because this is the internet, that's how it works now.

I'm Eli Bosnick and I'll be fronting this fanfare of fakers tonight,

but I'll need a group of great big phonies.

First up, two guys who won't even tell you their real names.

No illusions and Heath that right.

Yeah, no lying about my name is my middle name. And I'm actually Keith is my real name.

And also joining us tonight two men who were faking it before it was

cool Tom and Cecil. Yeah that's actually why I arch my back every time I answer

one of your phone calls.

I am also here. I see so cheers.

Hi.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Now, before we begin tonight, I'd like to thank our patrons.

Patrons, you make this little fowlickovars real.

I boop your nose.

You are the Treasury stamp that keeps the chiching in our swing.

And if you'd like to learn how to join their ranks, be sure to stick around

till the end of the show. And with that out of the way, tell us, Tom, what legendary person-placed thing,

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