New York City, the city that never sleeps, the windy city that never sleeps, the windy city, the sunshine state.

My home.

Ain't no city in the world like New York City.

You walk through the streets with the yellow cabs, through all the different boroughs,

you know, the Bronx, the Brooklyn, Chicago, all the parts of this mighty city. And you feel alive, you feel this is where people really live.

You know, between the crooked cops and the copped-out crooks, you don't know which way your ass is pointing in this town.

But I'll tell you this, there's nowhere in this whole wide world I'd rather live.

Now, me and the boys, we got up to a few tricks

over the years, pulling capers, robbing banks, all kinds of naughty behavior you may have heard about.

Well, I was not involved with none of that, you see, because when the cops come and knocking,

we always tell them the same thing. We tell them we work for

YouTuber News. Now, of course, to the standard fellow on the street, YouTube News is just a

regular podcast, giving out news every week about the world of YouTube. And aside for my

condition, where my accent fluctuates wildly.

It's the only constant I've ever had in my crazy life.

But here's the truth, buddy.

There ain't no such thing as YouTube News.

It's just a front for our various criminal activities.

But here's the thing about a front.

You start doing it for so long, you almost start to believe it's real.

Heck, I've been telling people I do YouTube News for so many years. I'm almost starting to think I really do. My God. Welcome to YouTube

News. Yes, welcome back everybody to YouTube News the podcast. I'd like to apologize to the city and

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