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Three Bean Salad

France

Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

France is this week’s topic thanks to the theme nudging of Michael. Lifelong francophilobean Henry Paker is a cochon in the proverbial merde and gives us his hot take on croissants, the quotidien life of French bakers as well a live translation of La Marseillaise for those without a firm grasp of the French language or decent wifi.

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0:00.0

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0:13.3

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0:18.4

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0:26.5

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0:32.0

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0:48.7

Henry, you're the image coming through on a Zoom call. You look sexy, but that's normal.

0:56.4

But you've got like a 70s vibe, but it looks like in the old days these to smear

1:01.3

Vaseline on the camera to make it like a bit kind of, what's the, what's the effect of soft,

1:06.1

focus packer? Soft focus packer, yeah, you're looking way soft. It's sort of like an

1:09.7

like an ABBA video. Didn't they sometimes have that a lot? Yes.

1:12.2

Everything was glinting and gleaming in a soft spot. Do you want gleaming a bit in

1:15.6

some places, but otherwise else where it's sort of really smushed out the blemishes, the wrinkles,

1:21.4

the scars. Yeah, I'll do that. The extra bits. It is possible. I suppose it's

1:26.3

possible I have, while I second myself up for today's podcast that I have died.

1:31.6

Right. So you might be broadcasting from a sort of nether world.

1:34.6

I could, it could be that I'm in the nether zone. It looks like you're broadcasting from a kind of,

1:38.2

from a tribute to yourself. It could be that there is a nether zone from which you can still

1:42.0

podcast and do certain basic admin tasks, you know, a kind of digital perpetrator.

1:48.3

I'm just going to take a photograph because we can show the listeners what you look like. Give us

1:51.0

a sort of ABBA like, that's it, grin. Wow. I don't know what is happening, but I basically,

2:05.1

it's something that I happen to me every now and then. You think it's something to you rather than

2:08.8

your laptop camera. You kind of go 70. You go quite sort of vapoury. It's either a skin

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