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Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Politics, Comedy, News, Sports

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Uncle Lazer joins the show to talk about losing his virginity to his cousin, dating a witch who kept trying to murder him, and a fan attempting to pay him to have sex with the fan’s wife.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Drinking Bros presented by GhostBed.com
0:10.0	Sit back, relax and grab a fucking drink.
0:16.7	Yeah, welcome to Drinking Bros France Presidition.
0:21.5	Hey everybody.
0:25.8	Coming in hot as you'll see right here.
0:30.0	Uncle laser is back on the show.
0:33.0	I missed you the first time and I was sad about that and I asked you to come back.
0:38.1	Well, there's something that I need to add.
0:40.0	Okay, because I told him, but it was my fault the first time.
0:43.6	The first time I made him stay out late and get real fucked up.
0:48.2	So when we got here the next day we were kind of low energy like pretty hungover.
0:52.8	Sure.
0:53.8	I was like, but the next one don't do that.
0:55.9	What did he do last night?
0:57.1	He got fucking trapped.
0:58.1	I'm literally a piece of garbage.
0:59.9	Yeah, literally.
1:01.1	I'm in a human piece of trash.
1:03.2	Just trash.
1:04.2	You do sound like Miley Cyrus though today.
1:06.3	So it's sexy.
1:07.3	I'm truck chowly.
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