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The other part of that is it's one of those conversation starters.

I get approached a lot when I'm wearing it.

I'm sure you do as well.

The fans report that they do as well a lot.

But I've never been approached more in a positive manner than when I wear this one, deep on Ukraine.

I'm going to need some of those.

I told Cory fucking three weeks ago to go through the website and find shit you wanted,

and I'll have it sent to your house.

And guess what hasn't happened?

And where is that?

Oh man.

Because she's been having fucking weird fever dreams and getting mad at you about it.

I know.

Because of the horror.

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