We're nearly professionals at this.

Me for my Wendy's.

Me for my Wendy's review podcast and you guys for this, this beautiful thing.

Welcome to The Crunch.

It is your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

Patrick, I'm going to do a really good job of introducing our guests today.

Really?

I'm not going to ask him to introduce himself.

I'm not going to ask him to list his credentials.

I'm going to prove that I've done my own research.

Because this is what The Crunch podcast has become.

We have become an official certified interviewing podcast where we do a good job.

That is absolutely right.

So with that being said, Father Dan, tell the people about us.

I'm kidding.

So we have Father Dan, at Father Rocket Dan on Twitter on the podcast with us today. Father Dan's a priest

out in the Chicago area, formerly, no, currently the host of the spicy Nugs podcast, one of the hosts,

originator of various memes that you might know of, such as No Sin gang, be gome saint, et cetera, et cetera.

Begome priest. Begom priest. Begom priesthood. Blowing up the moon. He's one of the funniest,

funniest priests on Twitter. I would dare I say the funniest priest on Twitter. And we have,

we have him here on the podcast today. Welcome, Father Dan. So glad you're here. Thank you very much. Glad to be on, guys. Thanks for finally, after years of me badgering you through emails and text messages and Twitter DMs to finally agreeing and breaking down and having me on.

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