Fpring Fpecial

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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4.8 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2021

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Ye Ultimate Ftone Clear. It's 9th April 2021, around about 3pm. It's been a few weeks since Richard was struck down and forced to clear a very special stone, but as Fpring returns he takes his first tentative steps back on the Ftocean, in audio and video. Wolfie is away so can not join him, but there is much to process and a special stone to find. How many stones have grown in the enforced vacation? What effect will the absence have on the Ditch that Ftopped Brexit? Will the Ftone Pole bode good luck or bad? And which member of the Goodies will attempt to catch Rich in the act. It's an emotional return to the field and a tribute to the grumpy old bugger who has left us. If you enjoyed all the free content over lockdown please consider buying a ticket to one (or more) of the live RHLSTPs in May, June and July at the Clapham Grand (actual audience tickets available as well as online ones) http://richardherring.com/gigs. Use Richard Herring before we lose him for good.

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0:00.0	Hello? Is anybody there? Second attempt.
0:12.0	Woohoo! Good, it's working.
0:30.6	Some days, the only response to bad news is to come out on the field and make a difference. All I know this is what he would have wanted.
0:32.6	My only regret is I didn't get back on the stotion while he was still alive.
0:38.9	But this is my little tribute to my right bollock.
0:44.1	And, yeah, there's been some developments out here.
0:48.8	There's a lot of new stones have grown.
0:53.5	Of course, been away for a while because I did rather an extreme stone clear of my own.
1:05.5	Taking a little while to heal.
1:07.8	I think I'm well enough now to take a walk around.
1:13.6	Don't know Wolfie today because she's staying at my in-laws but hopefully we'll get her back next week just while I recovered.
1:23.6	Let's see how it goes today.
1:36.3	I did ask for my lost ball to be replaced by a stone.
1:39.3	You know it's long with my ambition to,
1:47.8	ah, excuse me, to become a stone man.
1:54.6	This was my first chance to first part of my body I could change.
1:57.5	It's a stone, just pop a little stone in there.
1:58.8	This one would have been pretty good.
1:59.8	That one would have fit in nicely. You obviously give it a little run in there. Look, this one would have been pretty good. That one would have fit in nicely.
2:04.1	You obviously give it a little run under the tap first.
2:10.1	But the doctor said no, wasn't allowed.
2:11.7	Medicine.
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