Hey, L-Chaters. And welcome to the iOS cheating podcast. My name is Josh. I'm here with Brandon. Brandon, how are you?

I'm great, Josh. Thanks, yeah. It's time for FPL managers to really get to work here, less than one month before game week one kicks off. We've got a lot of teams to preview in the next couple of weeks. So, Josh, we typically go team go team by team in in this section of our preseason

coverage. You figured out a really fun way for us to sort of rejigger how we think about

our team by team preview. So why don't you tell the listeners what we have in store?

Well, I think it's fun. You know, I don't know. I can't speak, Brandon, for what's fun for somebody else, okay? But, yeah, there's a month to go. And normally, yeah, we'd go A through, you know, A to, A to Wolves or whatever, A to whatever the last team on our list is. And usually by the time we get to those final teams, it's like, it's like the kid whose name is like Aaron Aronson, right? Like Aaron Aronson always gets a lot of

attention on this podcast. And then Zenev Zanucci, you know, it gets very little coverage at the end.

So this time around, this time around we're mixing it up and we are we are predicting the Premier League table.

So it's the same FPL team previews that you'll always get, right? We're going to run through transfer news, defenders, midfielders, forwards, players to watch, players to avoid, all of the stuff that you need to start building your squad, or at least, I mean, for me, I'm really still not even in the squad building stage. I'm still really very much learning, like, learn who everybody is, whatever is price is, and then I can start thinking about the squad a little more. But, you know, I think this is really where it starts, which is to go through all the squads, start reading articles about what the transfer news is, start reading about, you know, who's, you know, who's rumored to be leaving, like in the case of Crystal Palace, who we'll talk about in a second, like basically like half their squad just left this summer um you know it's there's a lot

lot of stuff happening so we are going to predict the table starting in the 20th place and we're

going to do 20 to 11 on this week's pod and then we'll do 10 10 to 1 so the team that we think will

win the league will be the number one team at the end of the next pot brandon so we're going to start off with the three relegated teams to kick things off. We tried to, I try to do this honestly, right? You and I went through our, earlier this week, you and I went through and tried to, you know, we messed around with where we thought people would be slaughtered in. We tried to keep from being a little too boring, but we also didn't go for shock value. These are authentic predictions for how we think the table is going to settle in this year. So I think it'll be really, I think it'll be really interesting. And I'm looking forward to it. And, you know, there's just a lot, there's a lot happening right now with transfer news. A lot happening just in real life. You and I were talking about this before the pod started,

where I went from having absolutely

no... There's a lot happening right now with transfer news. A lot happening just in real life.

You and I were talking about this before the pod started,

where I went from having absolutely no plans to having like just a few plans.

And somehow going from a nun to a few makes me feel like I'm completely slammed.

Like I'm just like, what is going out in my life right now?

Like I have two things to do this week. Like, what is happening? I wonder. I assume you're feeling similarly. Totally. It's that point in the summer where you're kind of like, maybe when fall gets here, I'll be able to take a breather. You think summertime is going to be relaxing, full of vacation, sunning myself in the yard and drinking

drinking Coorslight or something like that, you know, just to name a random beer.

But now it's like everything's book solid up until the Premier League kicks off.

And I'm kind of like, well, let's just get into the routine of the fall so I can find

some sort of a rhythm.

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