You cannot shame the shameless and the most shameless MFers on the globe happen to live in Washington,

D.C. And you've got Muffin Top Canks sending out fundraising emails currently.

Midas Touch is breaking this. Put this up, Kylie.

I want to try to get to heaven, says his fundraising email.

Trump invokes eternal life and plea for campaign cash.

Multiple things to unpack here.

Number one, why is he constantly talking about trying to get to

heaven? And that video where he said that, he also said, people say I'm not doing well. We know

Trump telegraphs everything because of the dementia. I think the doctors have told him he's not

doing well. And he's starting to have this deathbed conversion type thing going on. But of course,

in his conversion, he has to grift. In his in his quest to find the afterlife, he's grifting

because it's who he is. It's his default setting. He is evil to the core. And here's what's so effed up.

So many of his followers are dead-ass broke.

They're sending money to this.

Like, and it's just, this is the evangelical preacher comparison that we've always made.

This is Oral Roberts.

For those of you that are old enough to remember, Oral Roberts,

the televangelist that locked himself in some building and said, God's not going to release me

until you send me $2 million. This is the same shit. It's the exact same shit. I mean,

in true fashion, so my question is, is he campaigning for his 2028 campaign or does he think he can buy his way into heaven? Is he

campaigning for enough money to buy his way into heaven? I don't know what he's campaigning for.

I mean, you would think that, you know, I've heard he's made something like $3.4 billion

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