From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

It's the best of Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

Here we go, here we go, from the greatest country in the world broadcasting.

From the tippy top of the world famous Fox News headquarters in New York City, get this.

It's a Black Friday best-of edition of Fox Across America with your main man, Jimmy Fala.

I know some of you are still in a food coma from Thanksgiving.

Well, I myself, I'm out in the mall,

getting clothesline to get a flat screen TV at a discount price.

I'll break you in half like a little toothpick. Seriously, Spain has the running of the

bulls. We have the running of the discount electronics. You and me are going to fight when that

bell rains at 3 o'clock. But today itself, the broadcast

as a whole, rather harmonious. We have stacked the deck with some of my favorite guests we've had

on the show this fall. People that I do believe will keep you entertained and enthralled so you don't

snap, run down to a Best Buy and put somebody in a chokehold. We wouldn't want that to happen today or any day.

So without further ado, our first attempt to opiate the masses, superstar, Fox Business

host, a high honor to bring you Stuart Varney.

You talk about an embarrassment of Radio Riches, okay?

This is just our booker showing off.

Nobody even believed me this morning when I said it was going to happen.

Stuart Varney is in studio. Can you confirm that? Oh, Jimmy. Flattery is the mother's milk of radio and television.

You know it. I know, Varnie. He is here at his own free will. People were asked if this was a hostage situation, you can blink twice

to confirm you're okay. I am perfectly okay. I am ready, willing, and able to talk to you.

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