On the fourth day of Stoic Christmas, William brought to me.

What'd you bring me?

Four drams of wisdom.

Ooh.

Three drops of courage.

Oh, we're being cheap now.

Two wisdoms.

Okay. Hi, William. How are you?

I'm good, Tanner. How are you?

I'm doing so well.

We recorded all of the first three days in one day, and now we're about to record four, five, and six in one day.

I'm not going to do costume changes this time, William. No, neither mind. I have a lot of costumes. Yeah, that's fine. There'll be none of that. I hope no one will think less of me for being a bel of a day. If the people who are viewing these are doing so to see what we're wearing, that's a concern. That would be very odd.

Wouldn't that kind of make you feel good, though, like a supermodel or something? No, no. I would be concerned that the viewers have really skewed priorities. But anyway,

interests. Well, the topic of today is actually a good topic, I think,

because I had to do something that I really dislike doing during the holidays,

but seems like a necessity.

Well, okay, so my wife is becoming a citizen of the UK.

She has a ceremony this month,

and she wants me to look not like a slub when I show up to it. And I agree. I don't want to look like a schlub either. So we went to this place in the mall a couple of days ago and I got a suit. And of course, it doesn't fit me because I'm a dad now and I don't stay in shape and I'm a chubby little monkey. So they have to send it off to the tailor to take it out.

One day I hope they'll take things in for me, William.

I'm hoping that that will happen, but I don't think.

I don't think it will.

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