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Hello and welcome to Never Straight. What?

What?

Just looking at me.

You can't, if you're going to speak.

Sorry, he just told me that with a lot.

Straight away. You flouted the rules of this recording.

Sorry.

You just explained that very clearly.

Hello, hello, listeners. Welcome. It's Christmas Eve now as we're recording this, but it probably won't be when you're listening to it. Certainly won't because chances of me editing this and getting it up over Christmas are pretty remote. So it'll be a few days. But I'm down at Hearnhill Velodrome with an entire family staring at me the other side of a trestle table. No loti. We've got no lottie. Not an entire family. Yeah. A large amount of a large proportion, yeah. A large proportion of a family. Can I get this, the constituent part who are holding microphones to introduce themselves? Perhaps, who's this? Would you mean? I'm the oldest person here. Do you have a name?

Brian, I'm a father and a grandfather.

I won't go any farther than that.

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