Four Heads & Fictional Companies to Work For - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Oh boy, do we have an episode for you! We get deep into some serious head talk, have a great round of That’s a Great Question before wrapping things up with a hilarious Fictional Companies to Work For Draft. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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0:00.0	What happens when three buffoons give life advice,
0:10.5	explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:16.0	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:21.7	Swipapap, poop, deep pop, do but do but de pooh. Spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. Zwi-Bap-B-Bap-T-P-P-Dip-P-D-P-P-D-P-P-D-P-P-D-P-T-P-P-T-P. Okay. All right. Is it a Zwip? A Zwip? A Zwip. That's new. Mike? There was no heart in that. There was no heart. It was so mild.
0:38.5	Guys.
0:39.8	There's no heart.
0:43.2	There is no heart in any of my scats.
0:45.9	Here's what it came across to me like, Mike, and see if you agree.
0:51.1	You're in the championship game.
0:52.6	You're in the locker room.
0:53.8	The coach comes out to give a big speech
0:55.5	and he comes out with that level of energy. You think that team's winning in the second half?
1:00.7	No. No. Nope. No they're not. I was under the dead man scat. That's what Papa Josh called it.
1:08.1	I was under the impression that Jason was a trained actor who can't even manage it to act. See, here's the thing. I've been told he's done that exact scat no less than 40 times. Look, I've tried to get rid of the scat. Okay, I have tried to say what, you know, what is dead may never die. Your argument against your scats is I've tried to get rid of it. Yeah, yeah. If we're going to complain, there's all I've heard that before. You don't have to hear it ever again. If you, every day you had to run a 40-yard dash and then we're like, you don't run well, you're like, look, I've tried to get rid of the 40-yard dash for years. Yes. And I think you would be like, I don't want to see you run better. Try to run faster. That's all I'm saying. All right, welcome. And it is episode 334 as we inch towards one show for every day of the year. That's the next big milestone. We've already got, we got Al, he's scattered recently.
2:03.5	I think 365's a big day.
2:06.1	Yeah.
2:06.3	You can sit down and you can play an episode every day for an entire year.
2:11.8	Oh, no.
2:12.9	I mean.
2:13.7	You think about leap year?
2:15.7	Yeah, you got to factor that in.
2:20.5	We need a quarter episode. in we need a quarter episode you can't we just need a real short just a little 15 minute episode can't make bold proclamation say it's like
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