We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 495.

I S. 4915.

Certificate number 43431 Foundling Wheels

There's a lot of numerological sort of symphony there in those numbers.

495, 495, 495, and 434. There's a music of the spheres. Yeah, what's is there a

a cabala thing I'm missing here. Have you noticed that when sometimes when you get that six digit code that they text to you to let you log into a website are you aware this kind of second order security now?

Yeah, yeah. I hate it. I'm sure it's keeping people from taking my identity or something but I hate

to wait to get a text because now I can't look at my checking account.

I had to do a thing on docusine the other day and they were like now go to the

email and get the code and put it into the phone to get

but it but der but I'm like I use this all the time and then I course I get there

and they have no they had no recollection of the actual document that I was

trying so I had to go back and get the but if you notice of the actual document that I was trying.

So I had to go back and get the.

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