Found FedEx Package Prank Call

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4.6 • 669 Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2014

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Jared prank calls FedEx as an old man named George saying he discovered a package at his house that he did not order. He then tries to convince the worker to let him keep the package.

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0:00.0	Thank you for calling.
0:02.0	Hey, hi, how's your going? My name is George. How are you tonight?
0:08.0	I'm pretty good, so how are you?
0:11.0	I'm doing okay. I was calling because earlier today I went out to check the mail because I can only check the mail every few days because I'm an old man and
0:21.6	I got a package that I didn't order from you guys so I was wondering why I got it and what I'm supposed to do with it.
0:31.6	Um, I can look into that for you, sir. Do you have the package tracking number?
0:35.6	I don't know if that is I have my address my address number
0:43.3	yes sir can you provide me with your address yes yes my address is 5 too that's my address number.
0:57.0	All right, and the street name?
1:01.0	The street is... is cauliflower lane?
1:05.0	All right, thank you for that. And can you provide me with the area zip code?
1:13.6	9-210.
1:16.6	All right, sir, give me one second and look into that for you to see if a package pops up for that.
1:26.6	Thank you. I didn't even order anything from you guys.
1:30.3	Alright, give me one second.
1:34.3	Unless it's a surprise. My birthday, my birthday's in June. What month are we in?
1:41.3	We're in October, sir.
1:45.9	October, November, January, June.
1:48.6	No one, no.
1:49.2	So I don't think anybody sent me anything from my birthday.
1:54.0	Yes, sir.
1:54.7	I do see here where nothing actually is sent to you, sir.
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