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Life is Short with Justin Long

Fortune Feimster 😂

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2021

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Fortune Feimster (The Mindy Project, Sweet & Salty) and Justin talk about the origin of her name, they trade some stellar grandma stories, and Fortune reveals a handful of hilarious red carpet interview stories from her first Hollywood job.

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0:00.0

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0:12.7

When I was in college we had a tradition where we would scratch a lot of tickets and then go to breakfast. Sunday breakfast at place

0:19.0

Go the big tomato in Pekipsi shout out and I never really won on scratch a lot

0:24.0

I would occasionally get like a dollar maybe two dollars

0:27.0

I think was the most I won really a free ticket but one time I scratched off and I had won a thousand dollars and at the time

0:33.7

I was like a starving college student on financial aid and all that and I'm starving. No, no

0:39.3

I was at breakfast in fact that's a bad figure of speech. I think that's an offensive that should be offensive

0:45.2

You should we cancel it? I think we should cancel canceled. I just didn't whatever. I didn't have that much money

0:49.6

And so I was really excited and for 30 seconds I

0:53.2

I thought I had won and then I showed somebody the ticket and they were like what are you talking about you didn't get three of the

0:59.7

Cherries, you know, you only got two and both I just read it wrong

1:03.2

But it was a lesson in not you know setting yourself up to fail. No, what was the lesson the lesson? Oh, you're full of pearls

1:10.4

Let's get more of them. Okay, here we go

1:13.2

Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream

1:17.0

Oh

1:20.9

You're listening to life short. I'm your wise. So just in long

1:33.6

And with me as always is um my brother Christian who

1:38.3

I feel like you've won money in the lottery no in the lottery

1:42.0

Then the lottery scratch lottery you would know if I won the lottery I would tell you yeah

1:47.7

Why don't you just been sitting on that I've never won the lottery. I don't think I've won a lot in the scratch offs

1:53.0

You know like five dollars here or there. I'm trying to remember what I still remember it's very exciting to win

1:58.3

So that 30 seconds where you thought you won must have been a great experience

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